Dungeons and Dragons : How to foil the bad guys

== Warning!== Using this guide made completely screw you up and make you lose all your hit points faster than you can say, "Oh, I'm dead. Damn"

How to beat an ice cube
Through fire on the floor. Hope it isn't a wooden floor.

How to beat a goblin
Laugh at how cute it is. Hope it is not one of the ugly big ones.

How to beat a dragon
Don't. Just run.